The Duck and Buck

Once apon a time, a duck wanted to buy an apple. The fruit store sign said, "One apple for a dollar!". He did not know much about dollars, so he went to his neighbor and asked, "How much is one dollar?"  The neighbor said, "One dollar is one buck." The duck thought, "A buck would be at the farm, so I must go there!"  He bought nine bucks from the farm and headed to the fruit store.  He grabed 9 apples and went to the check out. The lady said, "That'll be 9 bucks". The duck pointed to the 9 bucks from the farm and said, "Thanks, bye!". The lady laughed and said, "Well, I guess that works."

The end!